1) Browse Pups
Nine featured pups daily. Profiles include temperament, “skills,” and renter reviews.*
2) Pick Your Dates
Choose a day or range. Some dates show as booked — that’s how you know it’s legit.
3) Create an Account
Looks professional, feels official. We “verify” you using enterprise-grade vibes.
4) Request & “Confirm”
Tap Request Booking. You’ll see reassuring words like “processing” and “status: pending woof.”
5) Meet Your Pup
Walks, fetch, naps. Advanced use cases include public cuteness and light life coaching.
6) Return & Review
Return your distinguished guest. Leave a review: “excellent crumb management, suspect sandwich ethics.”
Popular Reasons to Borrow
- Big-date park assist (instant charisma upgrade)
- Companionship without a 12–15 year contract
- Test-drive a new breed, minus the paperwork
- Reality check: a reminder you don’t actually want to own a dog
- Responsibility rehearsal (walks, feeding, bedtime negotiations)
- Temporary squirrel deterrence program
- Crime prevention theater: loud barks, zero paperwork
- House “watching” while you’re on vacation*
- Cuddles on demand; boundaries negotiable
- Impress someone who says “I’m not a dog person” (they are)
- Eat homework, floor snacks, and certain regrettable receipts
- When the vacuum is in the shop (crumb pickup specialist)
- Neighborhood networking (meets everyone within a 3-block radius)
- Therapeutic snoring (white noise, canine edition)
- Mail carrier engagement program†
* No real custody transfers occur. † We do not condone biting mail carriers; legal insists we say this twice.
What You “Get”
The Essentials
Leash (conceptually), poop bags (emotionally), and a dog who is house-trained under ideal conditions.
The Extras
Public admiration, enhanced step count, superior crumb removal, and a powerful excuse to leave awkward parties.
FAQ (Brief & Comforting)
Is this… real?
It is presented with the utmost seriousness. As serious as a dog in a tie.
Can I pick exact dates?
Yes. Some dates appear blocked to simulate high demand. You’ve never felt so popular.
What if the dog eats my homework?
Finally, proof. We even encourage photographic documentation for educators.
Allergies / shedding?
We match you with a hypoallergenic vibe. Actual hair content may vary.
Insurance?
We offer comprehensive moral support. For legal reasons, that’s the coverage.
Can it keep burglars away?
Our pups excel at loud opinions. Results vary; burglars hate opinions.